Ah, summer. The time of year where ice cream starts melting at the touch of the scoop to the bowl. I actually ate an ice cream on Saturday during a visit at Epcot, in which it was melting into the ladies hand who was trying to have me take it. The drips were equally as… Continue reading Baking with babies
And it’s also for May which is my favorite month. This could be partly because it’s my birthday month but I tend to get a natural high this entire month just from all the colors and sounds of birds outside. We have what is either a mockingjay or bluebird ( did you know those are… Continue reading M is for Mother
I’m just kidding. That would have to be a really fucking depressing/anticlimactic way to be in purgatory. You basically have a rough 19 minute (if you’re an overachiever) to hour span of time to think about all the stupid/bad/horrific things that put you in running shoes before meeting Satan himself for your final lifetime sentence… Continue reading The road to hell is actually a 5k
I regret to inform anyone reading that I haven’t been baking as much as I would like. I’ll have to start carving out time to correct that but you see, the more I step away from sugar, the less I bake for the fact that it will not be eaten! I need more people to… Continue reading Baked! Soap edition
Holy shit. It’s cold here in Florida. Yeah yeah. I get it. It’s cold everywhere, but 29 degrees doesn’t happen here which is giving all the natives the appearance of homeless. We have quite a few layers since none of us ever actually take apocalypse snow theories seriously. We can handle a hurricane, but not… Continue reading Run baby run
I yelled at my daughter this morning. I’m spending the day feeling guilty about it. She kept demanding that I do things for her, like rapid fire, mid me trying to get myself situated. Sure, I’m supposed to do things for my child but it felt more Veruca fueled than anything. I’m also trying to… Continue reading Hot cold flash of life
I’m not sure where I stand religiously, but I will say that I am respectful of all religions. (Except that lettuce head one and I can’t help but let Scientology be a bit of a joke. I hope those people can escape the joneseseseseses) I love the lights of this season. It’s a shame that… Continue reading Lights! Trees! Cocoa, oh my!