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The road to hell is actually a 5k

I’m just kidding. That would have to be a really fucking depressing/anticlimactic way to be in purgatory. You basically have a rough 19 minute (if you’re an overachiever) to hour span of time to think about all the stupid/bad/horrific things that put you in running shoes before meeting Satan himself for your final lifetime sentence… Continue reading The road to hell is actually a 5k