I’m just kidding. That would have to be a really fucking depressing/anticlimactic way to be in purgatory. You basically have a rough 19 minute (if you’re an overachiever) to hour span of time to think about all the stupid/bad/horrific things that put you in running shoes before meeting Satan himself for your final lifetime sentence… Continue reading The road to hell is actually a 5k
I regret to inform anyone reading that I haven’t been baking as much as I would like. I’ll have to start carving out time to correct that but you see, the more I step away from sugar, the less I bake for the fact that it will not be eaten! I need more people to… Continue reading Baked! Soap edition
Holy shit. It’s cold here in Florida. Yeah yeah. I get it. It’s cold everywhere, but 29 degrees doesn’t happen here which is giving all the natives the appearance of homeless. We have quite a few layers since none of us ever actually take apocalypse snow theories seriously. We can handle a hurricane, but not… Continue reading Run baby run
I yelled at my daughter this morning. I’m spending the day feeling guilty about it. She kept demanding that I do things for her, like rapid fire, mid me trying to get myself situated. Sure, I’m supposed to do things for my child but it felt more Veruca fueled than anything. I’m also trying to… Continue reading Hot cold flash of life
I’m not sure where I stand religiously, but I will say that I am respectful of all religions. (Except that lettuce head one and I can’t help but let Scientology be a bit of a joke. I hope those people can escape the joneseseseseses) I love the lights of this season. It’s a shame that… Continue reading Lights! Trees! Cocoa, oh my!
I had a lot of apprehensions about this post, particularly because i was going to Vlog it….But Im a little gun shy about the whole video taping myself. I went from nerves of no one watching to possibly my entire facebook family watching plus a few foreignors. The weight of the world on my shoulders… Continue reading When the weight of the world is on *you*
Surprise! We went to Disney to check out the Not So scary Halloween party. Are you surprised? I didn’t think you were (Instagram stalker, right?) Do you have small kids, or inner child inside? Not so scary is probably for you. I AM one of the occult. I love Disney. There, I said it. I… Continue reading Not so scary Halloween ’17